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20. října 2011 v 19:55 | Dimmity |  NEZAVÍREJTE OČI!
Lidičkové zlatí,
už dlouho tu nic nepřibylo a jestli někdo čeká nějakou vyčerpávající reportáž, tak má smůlu.
Já jsem se totiž dneska výjimečně rozhodla napsat o něčem jiném, než o tom, co mě štve...Moc ráda totiž čtu web super.cz, jestlikož je to úžasná drbárna a málokde se tolik nasměju. Dneska bych mohla říct, že jsem zklamaná, protože jsem se moc nezasmála (spíš naopak, dalo by se říct). Přišel však jiný, naplňující cit.
Zde můžete najít článek o člověku s poněkud... ehm, delikátním problémem, nikoliv však příjemným. Prosím, pokud chcete vědět, o čem se mluví, tak jej alespoň krátce shlédněte.



Pokud jste to udělali tak moc rychle, že by jste přehlédli tento email: benefitballsack@yahoo.com
Je to email toho pána, který podle mě už asi dlouho nedal nohy k sobě. Je mi ho líto, ještě když přihlédnu k částce 1 000 000 Dolarů (to je prosím 3 000 000 Korun českých), které potřebuje na operaci.
Nevím, jestli budu patřit mezi ony ,,štědré dárce", ale říkám si, kdybych mu poslala pár stovek a někdo jiný třeba taky, a bylo by nás třeba víc, třeba hodně, pokud o tom řekneme ostatním a ti ještě někomu jinému, mohlo by se mu to povést.

Já osobně pánovi napíšu. A přispěju.

Věřím v karmu a v život a věřím, že pokud dám peníze od srdce a z dobrým úmyslem a někomu pomohou, nebudou zahozené. Peníze jsou totiž taky energie a ta se vrátí.

Dimmity, zdroj obrázku: zde

P.S. - pokud se někdo bojí psát Američanovi, nechť prosím využije tohoto překladače.
 

Buď první, kdo ohodnotí tento článek.

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1 SuperCrazy7 SuperCrazy7 | Web | 20. října 2011 v 20:55 | Reagovat

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2 já | Web | 21. listopadu 2011 v 18:54 | Reagovat

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3 vestec vestec | Web | 12. ledna 2012 v 20:21 | Reagovat

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4 já | Web | 5. dubna 2012 v 7:50 | Reagovat

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